Coffee 5:28 Sat Jan 24
What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
|
Is it purely decorative or does it have a practical use?
|
|
|
Replies - Newest Posts First ( Show In Chronological Order)
HairyHammer
1:47 Sun Jan 25
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
Someone once told me that the bobble hat was a catholic invention to stop men masturbating, it's basically something else to tug on other than your knob, LOL.
|
normannomates
1:26 Sun Jan 25
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It almost certaintly prevents a kickin at away games..even wall.
That's the power of the bobble.
|
w4hammer
1:26 Sun Jan 25
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
so when the dog eats it, the bobble comes of its arse first, thus is easier to pull out.
jesus doesnt everyone know that?
|
gph
12:19 Sun Jan 25
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
On a related note, what's the purpose of the propeller on my propeller hat?
I don't actually seem to be propelled at all...
|
Livingstone
11:32 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
Sadly Coffee it seems to me you have never knitted {knat?} your own hats. It is nigh on impossible to guesstimate the exact amount of wool to cover your bonce so there is inevitably a little bit left over. So what better way to avoid wastage than making a rather eye catching Bobble, a real chick magnet incidentally, to finish off said headgear.
|
Ronald_antly
11:11 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
The bobble HAS to be there, otherwise people would be asking "Why the fuck is this thing called a bobble hat??"
|
Hammer and Pickle
10:33 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
FFS!
Some of the posts on this thread make me mind bobble, let alone me hat.
|
jfk
10:29 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It prevents baldies continually bumping their swede when undertaking work in confined spaces.
|
Hermit Road
10:16 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It's for balance. Wearing a bobble hat without the bobble has the same effect as drinking 8 pints of Stella.
|
QWERTY Ard Man
10:15 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It tells you if you are wearing inside out or not
|
The Joker
9:38 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It lends an air of sophistication to the wearer.
|
Joke Whole
6:08 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
Not sure about that, NR, but it could be a dormant lizard's egg.
|
Nurse Ratched
6:03 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It's an antenna.
It receives power and instructions from 'their' HQ.
|
Sven Roeder
6:01 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
Without the bobble a bobble hat would just be a hat
Simples
Is it to grasp to take the tight fitting hat off?
|
Mad Dog
5:58 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It makes you look a bit more like a tit
|
chim chim cha boo
5:49 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It helps the economy of these great Islands. Imagine the predicament we'd have been in had Winston Churchill not had a bobble on his hat? It doesn't bear thinking about. We could all have been speaking German today.
'Clem darling, I've got to go out and run the war and I don't have much time. Seen my hat?
'Your Bowler hat? It's hanging behind the front door'.
'No, my other hat'.
'Your Stovepipe hat? You came home Wednesday night wankered and you'd got a bit of sick on it. It's at the Dry Cleaners. Wear your Bowler- you look nice in your Bowler hat'.
'Nah I don't want to wear my Bowler hat I want to wear my other hat'.
'What's wrong with your Bowler? I got you that for Christmas you ungrateful cunt'.
'Don't fuck about Clem there's a war on. I want to wear my other hat'.
'Your Deer-stalker? It's on the fucking hat stand you knob. Where else would it be?'
'Not my fucking Deer-Stalker. Why the fuck would I wear my fucking Deer-Stalker you soapy cow? I'd look a right cunt turning up at the Cabinet office in my Deer-Stalker. That piss taker Chamberlain would give it the 'oi Win, you've dropped your magnifying glass. Cunt. Love, don't fuck about, where's my fucking hat- you know, the one that's just a hat'?
*sound of jack-boots marching down Whitehall*
|
bruuuno
5:49 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It makes the wearer look like a cunt
|
Joke Whole
5:48 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It helps the sartorially challenged determine which is the top and which is not the top.
|
Annony
5:39 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
It's all in the name, hard to believe but it is what it is.
|
Sniper
5:36 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
From above, it makes the hat look like a tit with a huge nipple. As a result, it makes anyone wearing one look like a tit too.
|
nobby_bmu
5:35 Sat Jan 24
Re: What's the purpose of the bobble on a bobble hat?
|
Cause it's just a hat without a bobble on it :)
|
| 
